After going to Disney a lot of times over the past few months I thought I'd come up with some guidelines to having a good  time.  Below are 6 of them to help you have the "best" of times at the parks:

1) Take up as much room in the lines before you get into the park.  Try to even baracade an area if you can.  This way people won't cut in front of you.  At the front gates you need to stay in the line (there is no stroller line - remember this!) up until you get to the ticket taker.  If you get into the center...5 people will jump in line ahead of you by walking through you to get to the ticket taker.

2) After the long wait in a line for a ride and the gates open...RUN fast biatch! Those bigger kids will take all the cool seats before you.  Make sure your little ones know the phrases "hurry up", and "go faster" before you make it out.

3) In each parking lot you need to remember that people are racing to wait in lines.  They will run over anything in their path, including stollers, pets, and small unattended children.  Watch your kids like a hawk while in parking lots.

4) Take things to drink with you into the park.  The kids get thirsty and who says you can't spike up your own drink...eh...EHhhh?

5) Don't go to Disney with just enough money to get in.  Once you're in the door you have to expect to buy some knick nack that will sit around for 10 years before finally going to GoodWill.  You might also get a bit hungry if you didn't pack food.  Also, nobody likes a complainer...yeah it's 10 bucks for a burrito, we're in a magical place called California at a theme park called Disney Land.  It's expensive.  Get over it.

6) Run around yelling and screaming a lot. It was fun as a kid and seems to be fun as an adult at Disney's park.  Yes people stare at you wondering "what you're on" but after riding the Chew Chew for the 30th time you gotta come up with something.  I chose yelling like a moron.  My kids love it, I'm sure yours will too.