You ever imagine that something you see could be something so horrible that you don't believe it? While in the hot tub this evening we commented how dirty the hot tub was. I noticed a lot of leaves and this cardboard looking substance floating about the water.
I grabbed one of them and said, "yeah there's like a squishy cardboard in here." Didn't think too much about it till we started playing with Lexi and Jackie lifted her up. We both got a wiff.
"Is the doo doo?"
I looked straight at Jackie in disbelief.
"Out! Out of the tub. Ian, get your butt out of the tub!"
I still didn't believe it. I had to find out for sure. I went back into the infested waters and looked for proof. Jackie from the showers said, "There, behind you. Push it towards the filter." I looked behind me and grabbed the leafy looking object. "Shit, this is just a leaf."
I held the object up to my face and took a wiff. Whoops, smelled like shit. Looks like shit, and even squished like a half-digested grape. Niiice.
Into the showers we went. Extra hot. I washed my body and each kid twice with the hopes that we won't get some poop sickness. Here's to no poop sickness in our futures.